Competition: Win Just Cause 3 for Xbox One!

Competition: Win Just Cause 3 for Xbox One!

UPDATE: Congratulations to @xdvdgames Wesley Gombard on winning the copy of Just Cause 3 for Xbox One as well as the mini Rico-figurine!


Hey you, yes you!

So you want to win a promo copy of Just Cause 3 for Xbox One? Well that’s great news because we have got one ready for you right here. So then, what do you need to do to win? First, let’s give some thanks to Megarom for allowing us to give away a copy. Wooooo *mad applause*. Thanks guys. OK, NEXT:

So you’ve OBVIOUSLY already gotten yourself one entry by following us on Twitter and Retweeting this, right?

Ok, now that that’s done. Step 2. Hit the comments below and tell us your answer to the following:

What would you do if you were on an island and needed to take out a dictator, but very sadly only had access to some basic items, such as a grappling hook, wingsuit, RPG, parachute, military tank and an attack chopper — Tell us how would you do it? We want details!

Bonus points for creativity/effort will be given as an extra entry into the draw, so have at it! If you have followed and RTed the tweet, be sure to put your twitter handle at the bottom of your comment so we know its you!

Winners will be drawn tomorrow and will be announced on Twitter. Please note that standard competition rules apply. Due to the nature of a physical copy the competition is only valid to South African residents. Winners will be drawn at random and will be final. Prize can not be exchanged for cash.

Good luck!

  • Michelle

    I would first lay waste to the dictators military forces and command bases using the tank,causing MASSIVE explosions everywhere!!!!!!
    Making sure to get his attention by blowing up his statues and leaving my mark.

    After causing destruction on land,I will take to the skies using the attack chopper to shoot the enemy down down down BOOM!
    Nothing like “fireworks” in the sky made by exploding aircrafts.

    After I’m done in the skies I aim my chopper towards the Dictators main home base, I fly the choppers CRASH BOOM! before jumping out with my wing suit,using my grappling hook to swoop over the base as i also use it to hook in enemies taking them into the air and dropping them,after I’ve had my fun I’ll parachute down,using my RPG to rip through the last enemy lines to get the the BIG CHEESE.

    Coming face-to-face with El Mucho Dictator, I’ll ask him “Do you feel lucky punk?Well?Do ya?”
    Then I’ll make him do a little dance for me,probably the Nae Nae,make him do the stanky leg.
    I’ll throw him out the window(high tower) jump after him open my parachute, throw a grenade at him, shoot the grenade, having him blasted into millions of pieces.

    Hey a Dictator needs to go out in a bang….Just Cause style.

    Twitter: @MHercie

  • flmboy

    I would take the attack helicopter fly as high as the world would allow me then sky dive in like a bodacious Bodhi, while close to ground pulling out my huge RPG if you know what I mean. I would shoot a load…I mean a hole in the Dastardly Dictator’s Dashing Designer Domicile and fly through the opening like a shot through the heart, even though no one is to blame. After the dust settles I assume he would come out of his bedroom running towards the commotion in a velvet robe with crocs and rolled up newspaper in his hand shouting “Andele Andele Ariba Ariba!” His faith full guard would come running but they would be no match for my ruggishly handsome looks and sultry voice. I would explain to them that I need to remove their boss from his massive movie-like mansion to gain valuable experience in my “life” and that he neesd to be defeated in order for me to move on to the next thing in my “life”. When they ultimately refuse I would simply shoot a rocket at them making a sweet, sweet explosion of cheap workers which would be sad if not for the fact they they could easily respawn, I mean be replaced. With all the henchmen defeated I’d casually stroll up to him and say “Sup bruh”. With the horrible look of defeat in his eyes I would calmly walk him over to his enormous speedboat. At this point in our story I would attach his left testicle to the one side of the grappling hook and the other side to the speedboat and we would go tummy surfing our way into the sunset for another violent but happy ending.

  • Now, cos we’re talking about a dictator and probably a stylin’ one at that, I’d send my military tank to pick her up at her palace (I assume it’s a palace).

    Anyway, getting to the nitty gritty; The military tank drops the dictator off at ‘the spot’ with a basket of treats and a nice chilled bottle of Chianti, with soft sultry vibes playing on a boombox nearby.

    SUDDENLY!!! BREAKING THE SOOTHIN’ MUSO, THE ROAR OF AN AI CONTROLED ATTACK CHOPPER CAN BE HEARD OVERHEAD. FRANTICALLY, THE DICTATOR GLANCES UP AND SEES ME HANGING ON THE SIDE OF THE CHOPPER BY MY GRAPPLING HOOK, A DETERMIND LOOK IN MY EYES!!! I LET GO AND DEPLOY MY WINGSUIT!!! THE FORCE OF THE DROP PUSHES MY DECENT TO AN INSANE SPEED (LIKE…REALLY FAST. LIKE…ALMOST 88MPH…TOTES)!!!

    AT THE LATEST POSSIBLE MOMENT, I RETRACT MY WINGSUIT AND OPEN MY PARACHUTE!!! NOW, GRACEFULLY ON MY WAY TO THE GROUND, THE DICTATOR IS FROZEN IN PLACE. SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS.

    ALONE, IN SECLUDED SPOT, SHE ANXIOUSLY WAITS FOR ME TO TOUCH GROUND.

    SECONDS LATER, I LAND!!! RELEASING THE PARACHUTE, I WALK OVER TO THE DICTATOR AND WRAP MY LEFT ARM AROUND HER WAIST!!! LOOKING HER IN THE EYES, AND WITH MY FREE RIGHT HAND, I FIRE MY RPG AT THE ATTACK CHOPPER!!! IT EXPLODES, LEAVING A FIERY CLOUD OF DESTRUCTION BEHIND US!!!

    Then, I take her out. To watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

    Boom! THAT’s how you take out a dictator, yo.

  • Smuroh

    Explosions, explosions everywhere